I live in a crappy town in a crappy state. I'm a full-time bum. I hate Cheetos, but I eat them anyway. Code Red Mountain Dew is my favorite drink of the moment. I cough up a lung anytime I'm around cigarette smoke. My family is crazy. I love them anyway. My best friend eats babies. Not really, but she does have a dog named Otis. I think he's dying.
That's all you need to know about me, really.
Oh, and my journaley page couldn't look un-crappy without help from this site.